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[( 2 Jan / 16:19 )] |
Just slip on a banana peel,
the world's at your feet.
( Make 'em laugh! )
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| 27.5.2011 | if you believed |
[( 27 May / 19:05 )] |
I gave you the moon and soon I'll put a man in it.
Hint: Best house ever.
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| 28.3.2011 | fools fest afoot |
[( 28 Mar / 20:45 )] |
I wonder if I made an offer for their lot, if Gambol & Japes sell that as part of their spring clearance?
Imagine it. Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes interactive lab. Move all the fun out of the back and into public space. Think of things I could teach anyone who came in...
And in case you were wondering, no, there are no sales on at Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes. A contest perhaps. Best use of our products for a prank this week or next will get you some of The Awesome.* Yes, proof of prank is required.
*The Awesome is an item so fantastic that I am legally unable to talk about it in any sort of public forum in fear that the world will end.
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| 6.3.2011 | build you the moon |
[( 6 Mar / 21:37 )] |
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Yes, citizens of Diagon Circle. That is the moon in your backyard. It belongs to Roxanne Weasley. So, if you want to play you need to ask her first.
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| 26.2.2011 | the bad touch |
[( 26 Feb / 15:08 )] |
You know there is an awful lot of talk about sex this week.
It makes me wonder if the world as it were is suddenly sexually frustrated.
That or some secret organization is starting some mating program. Now that I would like to see. Because it clearly can't about the kids as no one has come around to accost me about being a good parent and protecting the children. Never did really get what kids needed to be protected from.
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| 20.2.2011 | mission: moon |
[( 20 Feb / 21:27 )] |
With all of the talk of parents saying no, I have decided to be the best father in the history of fathers ever. And I have agreed to give Roxie the moon should the Magpies win the league.
I am now officially letting my neighbors know that we will be keeping said moon in our shared backyard.
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[( 31 Dec / 10:55 )] |
Here's the thing they don't tell you,
it gets better.
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| 25.11.1998 | tis the season |
[( 25 Nov / 21:36 )] |
For those looking to get a head start on their holiday shopping, our holiday specialty items are on sale starting this weekend.
New and improved Christmas Crackers! Trick tinsel and treetoppers!
And of course the ever popular meddling mistletoe!
And you can never go wrong with one of our classics.
Be sure to stop by and vote on the best staff holiday costume, because we ought to have some fun too. Oh and just ignore all that noise around the old Zonko's shop in Hogsmeade.
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| 25.10.1998 | working it out |
[( 25 Oct / 20:50 )] |
Best part of being the boss is that no one can yell at you for showing up late to work. They all just assume you meant to come in at that time.
Which for the record, I totally did.
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